Nohting I could say would give you undue credit for this story.

My BFF’s kid was learning to ride a bike and it was time to go home but he didn’t want to ride the bike, he watend HER to push the bike while he walked, for whatever reason (I don’t know, he was like 5 so of course none of it made any sense). Anyway, he threw this big fit when she told him he had to take the bike home himself, HUGE tantrum at the park, she was embarrassed but held her ground. Finally he gave up, jumped on the bike, then started pedaling toward home as fast as he could, leaving her in his dust. And over his shoulder, he shouted— "SO LONG, MEANIE!!"I love this story. Meanie. Awesome. I can’t wait for my kid to be old enough to call me a meanie or meatiac or whatever new thing he comes up with. It’s like a badge of honor or something.